I've read over some of my old posts, and I've realized that I talk a lot about drinking and being drunk. This is both to be expected, and not to be expected. It's not to be expected because I really don't drink as much as would be indicated by my posts. I'm usually moderate (despite being a frat boy), and getting as drunk as I am now is a rare occurence. But it's also to be expected because when I'm drunk is the only time I have the balls to write about whatever happens to be on my mind. If I'm not drunk, I tend to overanalyze my posts to the point where then end up not getting published at all.
Really, I think I'm stupid when I'm sober. There, I said it. Now my sober self will get pissed and try to beat up my drunk self. But my sober self will realize that it will have complete control if it decides to not drink at all. So the sober self will win out. However, I think the sober self needs a bit of spice, so as to not get bored. Mr. Hyde will return with a vengence and wreak its revenge on my sober self by doing embarassing things.
Am I stupid when I'm sober or when I'm drunk? Or maybe I'm just stupid in general, and different aspects of the stupidity reveal themselves when I'm in different stages of drunkeness. (One of these stages includes sobriety, which is the one in which I am for the VAST majority of the time, believe it or not.)
Well, I'm a bit too drunk to find a rational answer to that question, so I think I'll leave it for teh internet to answer: Am I stupid when I'm sober or when I'm drunk?
4 comments:
Me personally, I'm stupid when I'm drunk and I'm stupid when I'm sober.
I don't think you're stupid at all.
So, I think I'm stupider when I'm sober because I started drinking.
But I comment in reference to a previous post of yours. I saw Leo Kottke in concert about two years ago. The old fart is absolutely amazing. And The Fisherman is classic... Red & White wins though.
- Jeremy "You Spilled my Root Beer!" McLemore
Although drinking is fun, and I do it quite often, I would say the act of drinking doesn't make any sense. Inhibiting your ability to think and dehydrating your body, not the most intelligent thing you could do. So, I have to agree with anonymous there.
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