What Am I?

I am not intimidated by anything. I am utterly confident in any situation. I am saying exactly the right thing. I am devoid of nervousness. I am the life of the party. The world revolves around me. I am radiant. I am catching the looks of all the girls. Everyone wants to say 'hi' to me. I am tripping the light fantastic. I am sweeping across the dance floor. I am bumping and grinding with the beautiful girls. I am everywhere. I am able to have any girl at the party. I am not even worrying about the little crush that was dead before it started. I am saying all the right things. People want to listen to me. I am the man with the plan. I have the hook-up. I am the man for my place and time. I am perfect. I am... drunk.